Quiz – HOW BROWN ARE YOU?

How do you understand the question above?

Well: brown, black or BIPoC.

National Socialist?

Not at all.

You are riding your bike and a police patrol passes you, turns around and follows you. What do you think?

Not again!

Why should I care?

Obviously the police need my advice. #Sherlock

You have a 500 euro bill. What do you do?

I take a white friend with me to the bank to exchange the 500 for smaller bills.

I pay with it the next time I go shopping.

Nothing, 500 euros are no longer printed at all. Where have you been the last few years? In prison?

Your child is having problems at school and you are asked to come to a parent meeting. What do you do?

I introduce myself with my doctorate so that the teachers don't think

I am happy that the teachers are so interested in my child.

I explain to the class teacher how they can improve my child’s teaching.

I oversleep.

How often are you asked about your thoughts on the free democratic basic order?

Once or twice. Per week.

When I am hired as a civil servant.

Do you record this conversation?

Vacation in your parents' homeland is ...

... not a vacation.

... beautiful.

Define homeland.

Do you know the names of all your uncles and aunts?

Yes

Yes, and I have even met them all before.

Who is your favorite musician?

Beyoncé

Beethoven

Beatles

Beyoncé

Chapati or Injera?

Chapati

Injera

Huh?

How many languages do you speak?

English, Latin

2 or 3

4, 5 and more

On a scale of 0 to 10, how entitled are you?

Entitled?

How much woke knowledge do you have?

I know what ≫entitled≪ means.

Entitled?

If I told you, I would have to kill you afterwards

Identitti EN

Mainly answers in category A

Congratulations, you are a Kinder Surprise Egg: You're afraid you're brown on the outside and white on the inside. Never be afraid: it's all chocolate.

Mainly answers in category B

Congratulations, you are a Kinder Surprise Egg: Made and distributed in Germany. But you also have a migration history. Kinder Surprise belongs to the Italian company Ferrero.

Mainly answers in category C

Congratulations, you are a Kinder Surprise egg: Nothing could be sweeter and more surprising than you.

Mainly answers in category D

Congratulations, you are a Kinder Surprise Egg: Please insert the reason yourself, but you didn't read that far anyway, did you?

How brown
are you?